Your gonna love this.....Yesterday, while I was giving my girls a bath, I realized that I had forgotten to get their nightgowns out. I stepped out the bathroom to grab them and returned to find my Bitty girl in an awkward position wearing an interesting expression. The following, is the conversation that ensued.....
Me- Bitty, what are you doing? (She appeared to be sitting on her hand)
Bitty- MOMMY.....I found my butt hole!!!
Me-...............Errr............LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!
Bitty- It feels like.... nice!
Me- JUST LEAVE IT ALONE.....it's time to get out!
Yes, my daughter discovered her poop shoot. It was surprisingly disturbing.
When I found her she appeared, like I said before, to be sitting on her hand. She had a very calm expression and had her mouth hanging open..........the image will haunt me.
On a happier note, it'll make a great story to share with all of her future suitors!!!!
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