The conversation I just had with my Bitty girl (6 year old).
(A commercial for lice shampoo is on)
Bitty- "Mommy, I needs that"
Me- "No sweetheart, you don't"
Bitty- "YES I DOES!! My head is so itchy!"
Me- "Baby, that's not for an itchy head"
Bitty- "Well, what's it for then?"
Me- "It's for icky bugs in your hair, you don't have those"
Bitty- "YES I DOES!!! It's so icthy! I can feel them crawling everywhere. MOMMY I NEED THAT!!"
So needless to say, my daughter is convinced that she has lice and that I need to buy her the shampoo to rid her of them. Awesome.