Who was the last one to poop??

SOMEONE clogged the damned toilet.

SOMEONE flushed it one too many times and filled the bowl.

SOMEONE watched as Bitty put some tissue in the toilet and tried to flush.

SOMEONE also watched as the water overflowed onto the Bitty's clean dress and all over my floor.

Then.....SOMEONE LIED TO MY FACE!!!!!

Ah...the joys of parenting!!!

Excuse me while I find my spoon and whack some behinds......