I'm not saying that I have a therapist or anything....but if I did, she would be one amazing and crazy woman.
If I did have a therapist, which I don't!! I imagine that her name would be Colleen and that she would remind me a lot of my mom.
I imagine that she would make me feel so comfortable, I wouldn't realize that I was telling a stranger all my business.
I bet that if I had a therapist, she would be so good at making me feel "un-crazy", that I would begin to think that maybe SHE...is a lil' crazy herself.
Yes, if I had a therapist, she would be a sweet, funny, slightly crazy, chunky white lady......and I would think she was put on this earth just to help me feel less insane.
But of course I don't have a therapist....cause I am totally normal!!! TOTALLY NORMAL!!!
The voices in my head told me so......