Thursday, February 28, 2013

Today's News.....Mom fails!!

So this is from last week, but I thought it was good so I am sharing it anyway!!! Take a look at the link, then check out my thoughts on these "mothers".

Mother #1- This is the superstar, who thought it would be a GREAT idea to go to a school.....enter a classroom.....and, alongside her 14 year old daughter, proceed to beat the crap out of a 15 year old girl!!! She left the teacher with a black eye too!! This woman is a GENIUS!! To hell with following the proper channels, acting like a responsible adult and teaching her child that violence is not the answer!! Next time your child has a problem, with another CHILD, just lay low till recess and then pounce!! I bet this brainiac is still shocked that she is in jail.....where she belongs!!

Mother #2- So in this case, two children are out for a leisurely stroll (lets assume, in an undesirable part of town), while mom is off getting good and doped up!! The saddest part of this story, is that its not all that shocking. I don't know any statistics here, but I would put money on the number of kids left to fend for themselves (while mom and dad get loaded), being a staggering amount....sad.

Mother #3- SO FOUL!!!! This was just disgusting. Not only is this dumba** supporting (I assume) her sons drug addiction, but she plays a round of tonsil hockey so that he can score two Oxycodone???? You can love your kids.....but don't loooove your kids!!! Just nasty!

Mother #4- Wonder woman here, musta been in the midst of a PRETTY IMPORTANT text, to think her 3 year old filling the tank was a good idea. Between the fumes and the gasoline shower, I hope this shining example of NO COMMON SENSE, learned her lesson....don't text and parent. (NOTE- I don't know that she was texting, really doesn't matter to me...she's still dumb)

Mother #5- There is a tie for "Crappiest Mother of the Month. Mother #1 and this chic are neck and neck. So.....she doesn't pay the bill, and the electricity is turned off. She and her kids sit in the dark for four days, before she decides to take a lil' holiday in Oklahoma. Did I mention there was no running water??  So, she goes on vacation with her (apparently, equally intelligent) boyfriend, leaving her 17 yr old to look after her 8 and 6 year old children.....with no electricity....or water!!! I mean really?? Ugh, I don't even want to talk about this sack of .....yea, she deserves to be in jail.

COME ONE LADIES!!!! If you can't take the heat, don't get in the oven......spare your unborn children, the sorry excuse that is you.....USE BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!

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